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Arcanine is 340 pounds. Charizard is 188.

LL Topic. One of the more interesting posts on there:

Two of Scyther's Pokedex entries:
It slashes through grass with its sharp scythes, moving too fast for the human eye to track.

With ninja-like agility and speed, it can created the illusion that there is more than one.

Scyther must be lying in the ground in order to encircle his enemies at such a speed.



PROOF:

The human eye sees around 20 "frames" a second. For the human eye to see afterimages, that something must be seen in many places - each not moving - in consecutive "frames". Thus, Scyther must move its own width in 0.05 of a second.

Scyther is about 1.5m long and high. Thus, it must move 1.5m every 0.05 seconds, or 30m/s, which is 108km/h or 72mph. Assuming it wanted to encircle its enemy with a complete set of believable afterimages, that circle would have to be, at most, 30 metres in circumference so Scyther can make it back to the start in time to stop that afterimage from disappearing from the person's sight. The radius of such a circle would be ~5m. Therefore, the centripetal force required to keep it moving in a circle is,

F = mv^2/r, where m=mass (55.8kg), v=velocity(30m/s), and r=radius of the circle (10m)

Thus, F = 55.8*30^2/5 = 10044 N.

To prevent from tumbling off in a straight line at 30m/s, Scyther must be leaning at an angle that makes the resultant force of its weight (~508N) and its centripetal force (10044N) travel through its centre of gravity. To find the angle with the ground,

angle = 1/tan(508/10044) = ~2.9 degrees. Practically horizontal.

This is also completely negating the fact that grass or dirt doesn't have anywhere near a high enough coefficient of friction to allow Scyther's feet make it run in a circle that tight at that speed.

To find a more reasonable angle - say, 60 degrees, so he won't be eating dirt at 108 km/h - for Scyther to be leaning forward whilst encircling an enemy, the radius of the circle must be changed.

To find the centripetal force Scyther must have to need to lean at an angle of 60 degrees,

centripetal force = 55.8/tan(60) = ~32.2N

Now to find the radius required,

F = mv^2/r
r = mv^2/F
r = 55.8*30^2/32.2 = ~1559.6m

Therefore, Scyther must be traveling in a 1.5km radius circle in order to encircle his enemy. Though it's not likely to work that well, given the first set of afterimages would disappear when Scyther is 2/100ths of the way through one complete encirclement.

Okay. Chinamen. I hate mainland Chinese. I hate them with an unbridled passion that which words cannot describe. Why are they so loud? Hmm. Let's look at it from a Cheenaman's point of view. China is damn big. Maybe if they don't shout they can't hear each other since China is so damn big. BUT YOU FAGGY CHINAMAN, SINGAPORE IS NOT BIG. SINGAPORE IS SMALL. THERE IS NO NEED FOR YOU TO YELL IN MY FACE WHEN YOU ARE LESS THAN A METRE IN FRONT OF ME YOU BLOODY BRAINLESS LOUDMOUTHED PRICK.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE IF YOU JUST SHOUT OUT AT SOMEONE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU? RETARDED.
Like this. but not an african american. imagine a chinafuck instead.

Okay, next up. Chinamen, or all those which have come to my workplace all expect our computers to be equipped with whatever stupid shit they use to put little flowery pictures into sentences. They expect us to know how whatever the hell QQ whateverthefuckitscalledidontgiveafuck works and expect us to troubleshoot their CHINA MADE program which when installed HAS A BUNCH OF CHINA MADE VIRUSES AND OTHER MALWRE FREE OF CHARGE. NOT JUST THEIR CHATTING PROGRAM. THEIR GAMES TOO.

My workplace cleared all the computers from any malware a few weeks back. WITHIN A WEEK. LESS THAN 7 FUCKING DAYS. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING COMPUTER. WAS INFECTED WITH A CHINA MADE KEYLOGGER. TOOK OVER 4 HOURS IN TOTAL TO CLEAR. WHAT THE FUCK CHINA. CAN'T YOU KEEP YOUR CHINA SHIT INSIDE YOUR OWN FUCKING COUNTRY. DAMN YOU TO HELL.

Also, some of the Chinafucks have complained about our computers being in English. FUCK. This shop isn't in CHINA, it's in the goddamn awesome 10000 billion trillion sextillion zillion times better than china nation at the tip of Asia's penis, the island nation of SINGAPORE. WHERE ENGLISH IS THE LANGUAGE SPOKEN BY THE MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION, NOT CHINAMANSPEAK. IF YOU COME INTO MY COUNTRY, SPEAK MY LANGUAGE. WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I SPEAK YOURS. TO MAKE THINGS WORSE, THE WAY YOU SPEAK YOUR OWN FUCKING LANGUAGE IS STUPID.

You can always tell a Chinafuck by his accent. Chinafucks do not speak Chinese, they speak gobbledegook. Goblin fucks. YA THEY ARE LIKE STUPID LITTLE CREEPS WHICH CANT TALK PROPERLY.

Chinamen. Fuck chinamen.
krystle. says (2:08 AM):
be sure to include they are heartless asses to hit n run as ewell

a chinamen made krys's old man get into an accident. fucking fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen. fucking chinamen.

arfhgasdfg. stupid chinamen.

If a chinamen is reading this, I HOPE YOUR COUNTRY GOES INTO WAR AND GETS NUKED.
YA AND THAT HAPPENS TO YOUR TREE YOU STUPID MONKEY.

I have no idea what to talk about here. Step up 2 was pretty good. I can do one or two moves, but no way in hell can I even dream of being as slick as em. Downloading the soundtrack now though.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F6PEAWPH

chinaman rant tmr. tired. two very long games just now. stressssssssssssssssss

hay loook teh sec2nd poost.

2 poost lawl wat

God damn, intentionally making spelling errors is difficult. I guess I'll drop the spastic typing act for now.

Alrighty, let's get down to business which nobody cares about. I just got home from a mini e-guides program committee outing. At 3pm, Daven and Zijian were at Tampines Safra playing bowling. I joined them at 4 plus, and played a game with them. Both of them are way better than me, though i had a lucky first frame, got a strike. It was pretty unexpected. We left at about 5.45, went to Simei, where Zijian got his car, and I followed Daven to his condo. It's a nice place to be, quiet and peaceful. Not unlike Tampines. Noisy shithole.

We then headed over back to Tampines to pick Alvina up from Century Square, then headed over to Bedok 85 Market, where we waited for Weili. He arrived shortly after, then we ordered food. 15 bbq chicken wings, 1 bbq stingray and bah chor mee. I think i ate the most among all of them.

Talked cock for over an hour, then headed home. Was a rather fun day out. And I still suck ass at bowling.

Did I mention why I met them later? I woke up much earlier than 4 actually.
Went on YouTube to look at some Who's Line Is It Anyway skits, and laughed my ass off for a good part of an hour. Dammit they're awesome. I'm too lazy to link, so go search for them yourself.

Well, I originally had a rant about Chinamen which I intended to post earlier, but I forgot. I'll type it up after a quick DotA session.

FRIST

wut is tis "blag" thingamajig everyoen si doin looks liek i haev to join in tihs
i dunt know wut to put hear so plz look at teh uber awesoem pictur on tpo.